Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
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I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
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I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Shame - the story of my life.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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