OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
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no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
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PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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