Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
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When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
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im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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