The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
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I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
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I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
My dick has a subreddit
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
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