Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
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I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
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Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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