I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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