it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
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He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
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DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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