K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
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Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
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So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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