oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
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He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
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The feeling are messing with the penis
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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