absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
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Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
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I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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