everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
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You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
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He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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