apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Everything about him screamed your future.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
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i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
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the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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