This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
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please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
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I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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