69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
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I queefed so loud it echoed.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
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I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
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