I showed him my bush... on skype.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
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Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
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I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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