You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
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yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
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The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
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