Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
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Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
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My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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