even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
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Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Did we literally take a cab across the street
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
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I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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