Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
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OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
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He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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