Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
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can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
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I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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