after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
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He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
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Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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