i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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