I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
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I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I wish there were birth control emojis
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
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Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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