please come you make the beer taste better
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
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If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
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Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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