Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
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My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
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seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
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