North Korea, Best Korea!
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
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You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
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THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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