Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
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i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
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Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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