Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
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So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
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I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
COCAINE IS GR8
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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