Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
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All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
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In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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