How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
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you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
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Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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