Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
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There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
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I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
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So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
my liver is dry heaving
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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