fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
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The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
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Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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