Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
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Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
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Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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