Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
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He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
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I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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