Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
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I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
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There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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