shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
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A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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