she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
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noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
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Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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