I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
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I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
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You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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