I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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