Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
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They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
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I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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