party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
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Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
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Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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