Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
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he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
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After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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