her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Operation Purity has been aborted
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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