We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
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I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
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He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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