i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
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ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
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I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
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