i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
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Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
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He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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