No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
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Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
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IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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