lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
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thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
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It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
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