Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
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Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
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Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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