why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
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I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
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That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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